Britain is shit – official

Of course the idiots publishing the piece have confused the UK
with Britain. That’s probably because of the lack of spending on educashion,
types somebody diagnosed with Myalgic Encephalomyelitis.

What’s that about “spending on health”?

Great Britain is ‘worst place to live in Europe’

Research by uSwitch has revealed that high living costs, below average government spending on health
and education, lack of holidays and late retirement have contributed to a bleak picture for Brits.

To make matters worse, the UK no longer enjoys the highest net household income in the continent.
Last year it was £10,000 above the European average, whereas now it is just £2,314 ahead, slipping
below Ireland, the Netherlands and Denmark.

Britons in search of quality of life might want to move to France, as it held on to the top spot in the
index for the second year in succession.

Spain came second, while Denmark, Poland and Germany helped to make up the top five spots, with
all these countries offering more days of holiday and a lower retirement age than the UK and Ireland.

Recently, a study by Aviva and accountants Deloitte found that the UK has the biggest pension gap in
Europe, with Britons needing to increase the amount they save each year to have a good retirement

Shall we bugger off abroad?

“Male, middle-aged, seeks female of not dissimilar age, preferably with a pulse,
to leave this country behind. Must be tolerant of football, chocolate, moaning,
James Bond films and technology addictions”.


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